I enjoy reading the personal ads on Craigslist.
You learn a lot about your fellow human beings that way.
For
instance, I've discovered that a great many local gentlemen place a
great deal of importance on being discrete, which strikes me as rather
odd.
Are they concerned that a brief but ecstatic encounter
threatens their individuality? That bumping uglies with a stranger will
cause an unprecedented merging of selves?
After all, "discrete" means "separate" or "distinct". Trust me. I looked it up and everything.
What
causes these fellows to irrationally believe that dissociation -
whether temporary or permanent - is the inevitable by-product of illicit
male-male fornication?
I think it may be all the poppers.
